[转帖]百变车史
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1——2岁的车型，爸爸当司机<br>
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3岁时特喜欢车，一次玩遥控车，不料<br>
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大一点后，决定自己骑车，很新奇，连台阶都敢下，结果<br>
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4岁时，终于骑上了摩托，我那个高兴啊<br>
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5岁时，上幼儿园的时候，却坐上这种车·····郁闷<br>
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6岁时，我第一次坐新型乌龟车<br>
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到7岁了，觉得乌龟车太慢，自己发明了一种火箭车，让我家的狗狗试一下先<br>
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8岁时，我骑上的宝马牌自行车<br>
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9岁时逛街，看到交警叔叔的坐骑，很羡慕，也想自己有一个······<br>
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在我10岁时，家人带我到挪威森林玩，于是，这种驼鸟车也成了我的坐骑<br>
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我有个毛病经常超速行驶，妈的，被交警罚款，恼火<br>
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11--12岁，由于驾龄够长，且技术好，我先后开了两种车<br>
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结果还跑不过这种车，真想一头把他的屁股撞飞<br>
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13岁时候，青春期到了，结识了很多猪朋狗友经常开上了六人摩托去泡MM<br>
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14——17岁，是我的发明创作期，期间我的主要发明有······<br>
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